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Artist: Una Perssuasive's Concussion & Simphony Noischestra
Title: Sixth Symphony Into The Esty
What If...
Symphonic Pops embraced noise?!
The MVM asked ourselves this question. Indeed, since 01991 we have been asking ourselves this question. That is when, as mere sprigs growing from Father Shaidan's tree, we coined the term Noizak to describe our sound. Since then, with all of our music, we have explored a balance of noise and muzak, of musique concrete and furniture music.
Obviously, we usually failed. Occasionally we failed better.
And now, thirty years later, under the tutelage of the Eternal Triadoccult and their messenger in this life, Oone The Dreamthief, the passed two years have seen The MVM excreting an abundance of orchestral sound.
How do you say Thank You to Others when your life is too short for them to comprehend?
Well, obviously, the first step of all gratitude is the drawing of the pentagram.
Duh.
Then we lit the candles crafted from our own fat, siphoned by hand in exquisitely painful rituals involving immense amounts of opiates. (Thank you, Sacklers! Always there to support the arts when you are needed! In Hell we won't sharpen our pitchforks as frequently as the other demons tormenting you, you murderous, hateful fucks.)
Many unpronounceable words later (and the oral surgery necessary to make it possible), we found ourselves staring into the eyes of creatures with far more eyes than we could ever stare into. Straight up, creepy! Prostrated, we offered our thanks.
Naturally, they didn't notice.
And then, amidst the cankerous stank of a thousand years spent stuffed up inside your own clotted and constipated anus, a whiff of smoke formed into the pristine figure of Una Persson, standing in the what-passes-for-flesh of a Godling of whatever persuasion makes your knees quiver and your brain fog. Her/Its universal stench as the Otherchestra took form around us drew all the Earth's flies to our studio, where they silenced their buzz so as not to interfere with Her/Its Otherwisely Sound!!!! Listen closely to these tracks and you will hear the soft, subtle exhalation of a billion flies enraptured!
And then She/It and her Symphonie began interpreting The MVM's sound catalog!
O Glorious Day!¹
Later, over craft beers (look for the inverted bottle on the label, it looks like an inverted pentagram, but shaped like a bottle!) Oonagh entrusted us with the arcane and infernal knowledge that this track was Her/Its birthday present for one of Azathoth's's longest term collaborators, Phil Spirito. Nyarlathotep, His/It self took time from His/Its busy schedule to don the ancient thinking fez and transcribe The MVM's composition "For Phil" in the styles of dear old Miskatonic's School Of Music & Impossible Contortions' favorite alumni: Andre Kostelanetz, Ray Conniff, Enoch Light, 101 Strings, and Juan Garcia Esquivel!
What a pal!
!N!, we will always be grateful.
Otherchestra, Flies Of All Earth, we will not forget what you did for us.
Oona, your gifts as a Symphony Director, Orchestral Conductor, and Bored Torturer Of All Living Psyches are the greatest kindness and most gruesome suffering we shall ever know.
Dear Listener, you are but a shallow breath of air passing unnoticed by the coroner even as he cuts into the still living body of a supposed corpse screaming in anguish, locked in for a vivisectional eternity. You are nothing. And even that is a blessing you are incapable of earning.
Appreciatively,
Randolph Carter III & The Unnamable, Curators @ The MVM
_________
¹ Actually, it was night.
credits
released July 18, 2021
Dedicated to Phil Spirito, Douglas Adams, Andre Norton, Lou Reed, Ingram Marshall, Siouxsie Sioux, Gregory Benford, & Lora Logic
Una Perssuasive's Concussion & Simphony Noischestra is
Konrad Arflane Bass
Aubec, Earl of Malador Bass
Lord Erekosë Bass
Alisaard Artaud Bass
Goldberg Burroughs Bass
Corum Jhaelen Irsei Bass
Michael Kane Bass
Aram Cardiff Bass
Rush That Speaks Bass
Caspar Last Bass
Once A Day Bass
Blink Bass
Sewn Up Bass
No Moon Bass
Ermizhad Mieville Bassoon
Elric of Melniboné Bassoon
Honoria Cornelius Bassoon
Tabitha Stephens Bassoon
Budding Moon Bassoon
Blooming Moon Bassoon
Zhinsinura Jest Bassoon
Houd Toop Bassoon
Alivale Harari Cello
Kid(d) Cello
Brian Cello
Lady Gradesmor Cello
Ilanth Kropotkin Cello
Colinda Dovero Cello
Oshbek-Uy Proudhon Cello
Shaleen Monteverdi Cello
Graf Ulrich von Bek Cello
Roland duFrancia Cello
Mrs. Ameila Underwood Cello
Brom Monahan Cello
Teeplee Cello
Conrad Mongolfier Cello
Denys Winterset Cello
Alice Didion Cello
Lewis Carroll Cello
Xena Cleese Cello
Gabrielle Palin Cello
Martin Chapman Cello
Arkady Gilliam Cello
Cixin Jones Cello
Mistress Christia Choir Mistress
Oonagh von Bek Clarinet
Lord Jagged Clarinet
Bishop Castle Clarinet
Hardy Idle Clarinet
Russell Innes Clarinet
Gilbert Slater Clarinet
George Wilkes Clarinet
Sentimental Witches Composer
Eugene Debs Conceptualist
Alter Koshar Dancer
Una Persson Director
Umpata Numan E-Flat Clarinet
Kirana Fawwaz E-Flat Clarinet
Alan Powys English Horn
Idelba Irving English Horn
Artos the Celt Flute
John Daker Flute
Sabrina Spellman Flute
Duke Dorian Hawkmoon von Köln Flute
Madame Sururi Flute
Bao Xinhua Flute
Kung Jianguo Flute
Zhu "Tuanjie-kexue" Isao Flute
Ryan Sensible French Horn
Shi Fandi French Horn
Sam Oakenhurst Harp
Rose von Bek Harp
Pan Xichun Harp
Kali Thorstenson Harp
Asquiol of Pompeii Horns
Iolinda Vanian Horns
Queen Ilian of Garathorm Horns
Samantha Stephens Horns
My Lady Charlotina Horns
Li Pao Horns
Freya Thorstenson Horns
Ship Faustini Horns
Badim Clausen Horns
Devi Lucas Horns
Euan Sampson Horns
Jochi Murdach Horns
Vol Nonik Lyricist
The Ghost Of Athanasius Kircher Muse
John Dee's soul entrapped in an amber homunculi Muse
Roger Penrose Muse
Mejink-La-Kos Scabies Oboe
Renark von Bek Oboe
Werther de Goethe Oboe
Lord Mongrove Oboe
Maxim Arturovitch "Pyat" Pyatnitski Oboe
Bhakta Wilson Oboe
The Kerala of Travancore Oboe
Ismail ibn Mani al-Dir Oboe
Selim the Third Oboe
Hu Die Oboe
Prince Flamadin Percussion
Oone the Dreamthief Percussion
Franik Herbert Percussion
Endora ℵ0'>3ῥῶ Percussion
Kiyoaki Crowley Percussion
Peng-ti Niven Percussion
Bai McCay Percussion
Kuwo Bokhari Percussion
Clea Rhasok Piano
Iwa McChrystal Piano
Sojan Shieldbearer Piccolo
Budur Radwan Piccolo
Ernest Wheldrake Poet/Lyricist
Petra vonPetra Soprano
Ghardas Valabasian Stones, All manner of Stones
Ulrich Rudric Renark Otto von Bek-Krasny Synthesizer
Ulrich von Bek Timpani
Ulric von Bek Timpani
Busho Fromwest Timpani
Keeper of the Wampum Timpani
Rhalina and Medhbh Trombone
Pournachas Jemisin Trombone
Duke of Queens Trombone
Iagogeh, the One Who Hears Trombone
Straight Arrow Trombone
Zigzag Trombone
Gurni Gurnisson Trumpet
Eric Beck Trumpet
Oona von Bek Trumpet
Brannart Morphail Trumpet
Bold Bardash Trumpet
Kyu JAMMs Trumpet
I-Li Sontag Trumpet
Zheng He Trumpet
The Iron Orchid Tuba
Shen Adichi Tuba
Alerik Solnit Viola
Captain Oswald Bastable Viola
Clen of Clen-Gar Viola
Oladahn Althusser Viola
Jack Karaquazian Viola
M'v Okom Sebpt O'Riley Viola
Hogg Viola
Cronarch Vinge Viola
Odysseus Norton Viola
Miss Mavis Ming Viola
Psin Borges Viola
Bihari Rilke Viola
Kokila Beckett Viola
Insef Clarke Viola
Zaneeta Kheel Viola
Shardul Gygax Viola
Bistami Singleton Viola
Kya Coello Viola
Bistami Marshall Viola
Katima Hyde Viola
Jherek Carnelian Violin
Jerry Cornelius Violin
Queen Eloarde Violin
Mouse Violin
Roger Violin
Catherine Cornelius Violin
Lord Jagged of Canaria Violin
Jaspar Colinadous Violin
Jehamia Cohnahlias Violin
Jhary-a-Conel Friedman Violin
Jermays the Crooked Violin
Jerry Cornell Violin
Gordon Ogg Violin
Karl Glogauer Violin
Clovis Marca Violin
Libussa Cartagena y Mendoza-Chilperic Violin
Manfred von Bek Violin
Ibn Ezra Violin
Said Darya Violin
Butterfly Violin
Kheim Tarkovsky Violin
I-Chin Tibet Violin
Peng Cage Violin
Bahram al-Bokhara Violin
Khalid Ali Abu al-Samarqandi Violin
Iwang Peake Violin
Sayyed Abdul Aziz Khan Violin
Bao Ssu Violin
Kang Tongbi Violin
Ibrahim ibn Hasam al-Lanzhou Violin
Shih Lem Violin
Pao Stapledon Violin
Zunli Hsieh Violin
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Drawing: fascination with Halloween fantasies, +Titles: childish assumptions about malicious behavior +Music: and the feelings they conjure Steve Vance
supported by 31 fans who also own “Sixth Symphony Into The Esty”
Relaxing cosmic keyboard drones. Somewhere between the respectable ambient of Eno and the cheesier new age Hearts if Space label. Helps me relax before bed. Jean-Paul DuQuette
